Matt Danger
Now in East Hartford Connecticut, Matt Danger Goorahoo was born on the historic day when Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris Traveled back in time to meet his past self and engage in unarmed combat. On this historic day, as we all know, many species went extinct from the sheer magnitude of destruction that tore apart the land. As the Walker Texas Ranger and his past self battled, two roundhouse kicks
were thrown. Such was the velocity of these kicks that when they met